The Artist Formerly Known as Oehm-Doggy

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Take that Duck Off of Your Head Mister!

According to CNN.com, in Minnesota a person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head. In North Carolina, it is illegal to sing off key. In Idaho, you may not fish on a camel's back while Ohio makes it unlawful to get a fish drunk or to fish for a whale on Sundays.

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2 Comments:

  • At 8:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    dollars to donuts, there was at least one drunk dude who heard this shit on the St. Paul news, snatched up a duck (from his neighbors porch, duh) and some twine, and high-tailed it to the state line just praying for a super trooper to roll by.

    but then it was the middle of the night and he got eaten by wolves.

     
  • At 3:16 PM, Blogger Jayme said…

    I hope that someone did that. I would do that. Except the being eaten by wolves part. I don't think that I want to do that.

     

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