Top Ten Constitutional Pick Up Lines

(These were written by a high school class in Indiana...)

10) I'll due your process
9) I'd like to check those balances
8) I'll habeas your corpus
7) I'll give you just compensation for the use of your private property
6) You have the right to assemble peacefully in my lower house
5) Why don't you come over and we'll form a more perfect union
4) I'll show you search and seizure
3) Come over to my place and we will do things that aren't necessary or proper
2) Do you wanna see my executive brance?
1) It might be cruel and unusual, but it's not punishment

And in conclusion, don't for get to always use equal protection!

American education rules!!