The Artist Formerly Known as Oehm-Doggy

The day-to-day adventures of a naive mid-westerner living in the heart of lala land...

Monday, January 09, 2006

Jayme the Psychic

Or maybe just Jayme the good guesser. So there is this girl at work. A couple of months ago she fainted and threw up during a meeting because of the "flu". She suddenly got engaged to her boyfriend of less than a year over the holidays. Her boobs are huge. She didn't drink at my Christmas party. I have long suspected that she is preggo. Today, she confirmed that she is, in fact, expecting a little one in May. I told her that I totally knew. She was very impressed.

In other news...

1) Christmas was wonderful. I had good times both with friends and family that I expect to have good times with and with friends and family that I wasn't expecting to have a good time with. It's nice to be a grown up and get past some of the old BS.
2) The birthday was good. Drinks with the girls Friday night. Shopping, dinner and Billy Crystal on Saturday night with the husband. Kickin' new cowboy boots that need to be broken in. New jeans. Cute sweater.
3) Work trip to Reno last week. Very productive. Reno is a nice place. I won $70 off of a quarter and four aces in the video poker machine.
4) I get to go back to the LNC next week for work. I also get to attend the Southeast basketball game on the 21st to watch a friend's niece perform at half time. I hope that I will be able to resist the urge to join the cheerleaders on the court.
5) Not going to New Zealand in March anymore. Boo. I don't want to talk about it, but the plan is to go to Ireland, Scotland and England in the fall instead.
6) Baby brother bought a house. Now both of my younger brothers are homeowners. Jealous.
7) We want to move to Chicago. It's Nikki's fault. They have really cute condos there.

Later...

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