Dumb Commercials

That Enterprise Rent-A-Car commercial where the car is driving down the street but it has a canvas cover over the whole thing? That's dumb.

The new GE commercial where the elephant is doing a little happy dance? First of all, I learned off of a Snapple cap that elephants are the only mammals that can't jump. Second, there is a Macaw in that commercial too. Macaws and elephants don't live in the same place. That's dumb too.

I will take Paris Hilton eating a cheeseburger or MaryAnne from Gilligan's Island having a pie filling wrestling match any day. They may be lewd and tacky, but at least they aren't dumb.