The Artist Formerly Known as Oehm-Doggy

The day-to-day adventures of a naive mid-westerner living in the heart of lala land...

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Hot for Teacher

But only in a strictly platonic sense. He is tall and black. He wears a 3-piece suit with a french cuffed shirt. He talks about analytical models of public policy and calls Karl Rove homeboy. He can name, in order, every person who has been Secretary of the Treasury in his lifetime. He told us that we don't have to use citations on our papers. He was appropriately impressed when I showed him the mini Constitution and Declaration of Independence that I keep in my purse. Perhaps next week I will break out the mini Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

Sigh.

2 Comments:

  • At 5:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You know he's gay. Not that it really matters, cause you wouldn't be hooking up with him, gay or not. But he sounds quite gay. Plus its SoCal, so there's a fairly high chance. And you have a mini constitution?

     
  • At 10:17 AM, Blogger Jayme said…

    He's not gay. He's married with 2 small children. He's just classy and intellectual.

    Yes, I have a mini constitution. It's in my purse at all times. You never know when you will have to defend your civil liberties.

     

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