The Artist Formerly Known as Oehm-Doggy

The day-to-day adventures of a naive mid-westerner living in the heart of lala land...

Friday, September 30, 2005

Hee Hee

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.""OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.Finally, the president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

How cute are we?

We got married!

We got lots of new dishes!

We had the best time ever in Mexico!

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I totally got married

Friday, September 16, 2005

Things that make you go hmmm...

My friend needed a recomendation for a gynocologist. I gave her the information for the doctor that I go to. She went. So I had an appointment with the gyno yesterday, and I said something to the dr. about my friend who had been there the week before, and he was all "oh right, Jane Smith, I did see her." Now I wonder, when I said her name, did he picture her face, or did he picture her cooter?